last joke for a while.

There was a rich lady named Lucy. Lucy bought a mansion. She said she was going to name her mansion the first thing she heard. The first thing she heard was Hairy Butt. So she named her mansion Hairy Butt. Then she bought a dog. She was going to name it the first thing she heard. The first thing she heard was Crack. So she named her dog Crack. Then, one day, Crack got lost. Lucy said this. "I've looked all over my hairy butt, but I can't find my crack!"